Saturday, January 13, 2018

Chat Log #1

User "Tr@pper" has entered the chat.
[Tr@pper]: Hello!
[Tr@pper]: Is ANYONE here?
User "InsidousLF" has entered the chat.
[Tr@pper]: Hey Bubba! How was your trial?
[InsidiousLF]: BRB GOT TO EAT CHILI PARENTS YELLING AT ME
[Tr@pper]: Perfect...
User "Anna" has entered the chat.
[Anna]: hlo
[Tr@pper]: Hey Ann.
[Anna]: Sooooooo i have a favor for ya
User "mike.myers1957" has entered the chat.
[Tr@pper]: Let me guess.
[Anna]: Alright to be fair i need something other than children this time
[Tr@pper]: That's new.
[Anna]: I'm out of masks
[Tr@pper]: Why do you need more than one?
[Anna]: For the children!
[Tr@pper]: Oh you got some on your own this time?
[Anna]nah, was gonna ask you about the children later
[Tr@pper]: Look I left my money back at home, and you've already been banned from the "local" orphanage.
User "LITSASHERBOOD" has joined the chat.
[Tr@pper]: Speaking of children
[Anna]: oh christ no
[LITSASHERBOOD]: sup fuckerrrrsss
[LITSASHERBOOD]: *makes triangle sign with fingers*
Admin "Tr@pper" has temporarily banned "LITSASHERBOOD" from the chat.
[Anna]: thanks b
User "Ojomo" has entered the chat.
[Ojomo]: ayooooooo
[Tr@pper]: Sup.
[Ojomo]: I'm finally able to be in the chat after the buffs. It's been "kill this kill that, kick a generator" non-stop ever since.
[Ojomo]: Anyone else here yet?
[Tr@pper]: Bubba is MIA
[Anna]: mike's here too
[Ojomo]: Hey Mike how ya doing!
[mike.meyers1957]: ...
[Anna]: ...
[Tr@pper]: ...
[Ojomo]: O.K. then.
[Anna]: *hums*
User "{ERP} SexyNurse" has entered the chat.
[Tr@pper]: uhh
[{ERP} SexyNurse]: fuck me wrong account
User "{ERP} SexyNurse" has left the chat.
User "PillowNurse" has entered the chat.
[PillowNurse]: Hello!
[Anna]: hey gurl
[Ojomo]: So what was that about?
[PillowNurse]: alright bitch never tell anyone or i will come over there and kick your ass in
[Ojomo]: Already told Max.
[PillowNurse]: oh you're gonna get it
[Anna]: Wait where is max anyway?
[Tr@pper]: he doesn't know how to use computers so he just sits next to Phil.
[Ojomo]: wfegrusaohdznjfbhvakasdfdghyo
[Tr@pper]: Uhh
[Ojomo]: fgsyadiJKbahFGRVWSDZBHXFVGSKFDBH
[Anna]: tf is going on?
[Ojomo]: gdi sally
[PillowNurse]: Told ya
[Anna]: You forgot she could teleport??
[Ojomo]: Sadly yes.
[Tr@pper]: Ik it's off topic but I could actually use some help too. I've been meaning to fix the buildings around the estate and I was wondering if anyone can help.
[PillowNurse]: You do realize you need approval from the supervisor to get one of us in your realm right?
[Anna]: hold up imma call herman, he can help
[Tr@pper]: nonononononononononononoooooo
[Anna]: Srsly it's fine
[Tr@pper]: Heeeere we go.
User "Hermann" has entered the chat.
[Hermann]: Alright why was I called by Anna saying "yo evan needs help now" 
[Tr@pper]: Hi sir...
[Anna]: so evan needs some help with building crap
[Tr@pper]: I can do this myself Anna...
[Hermann]: So the guy who keeps asking me for dynamite so he can blow up survivors wants help BUILDING?
[Tr@pper]: ok look i just hate pallets
[Tr@pper]: so i mean why not decimate some people
[Hermann]: That goes against the point of your job you know
[Ojomo]: We kill people what else do we do
[Hermann]: Give them hope you dumbass
[Ojomo]: so i should have been hugging them instead of killing them?
[Hermann]: /facedesk
User "Hermann" has left the chat.
[PillowNurse]: K so i just checked on herman
[PillowNurse]: does ripping a computer in half raise any flags for anyone else
[Anna]: dam son
[Tr@pper]: So wasn't Freddy supposed to join us earlier?
[Ojomo]: He's working overtime, something about bad performance.
[Anna]: don't his limbs go through objects

[Ojomo]: He has to pull people into dreams.
[Anna]: so what about keyboards?
[Ojomo]: Got me there.
[Tr@pper]: Wait he's not an intern anymore?
[PillowNurse]: Honestly he should take more time watching us.
[Anna]: well he got promoted to killer a few months back
[PillowNurse]: Actually I'm gonna let you all in on a secret
[PillowNurse]: Since he never gets forced to do trials he gets coffee for the Entity 
[PillowNurse]: He's practically it's servant
[Tr@pper]: I mean we all are right
[Anna]: were more like slaves
[Ojomo]: I don't think getting tortured and forced to do trials counts as being a direct servant.
[PillowNurse]: Gtg, i gotta feed the cat
User "PillowNurse" has left the chat.
[Anna]: imma just
User "Anna" has left the chat.
[Ojomo]: bing bong
User "Ojomo" has left the chat.
User "mike.myers1957" has left the chat.
User "Tr@pper" has left the chat.
User "Hermann has entered the chat.
[Hermann]: /therapy
[InsidiousLF]: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Hermann]: Oh fuck sorry
[InsidiousLF]: WHY DO I HANG OUT WITH YOU GUYS ANYWAY
[InsidiousLF]: I JUST GET BACK AND I'M ON THE GROUND THE NEXT SECOND BECAUSE MY CHAINSAW BLEW UP
[InsidiousLF]: :(((((((((((((((
User "InsidiousLF" has left the chat.
[Hermann]: I think these new commands are working pretty good so far.
User "Hermann" has left the chat.
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